( fjord's perma-catchall )

[halforc]

▶ WHO: fjord & various
▶ WHAT: perma-catchall, 2020-21 | NEINHAUS catch-all
▶ WHEN: comment headers
▶ WHERE: comment headers
▶ WARNINGS: smut, tba.

 

 

 

 

tag AC; oct, nov, dec, jan, feb, mar, apr, may, jun, jul, aug, sep

fjord stone, critical role, hexadin,

Comments

[devilstongue]

Ugh. Well, I may have gotten a few things so if you do happen to go... do that, at least you'll have some toys.

[ Molly gives a wink, also trying to cheer up the conversation a bit. ]

Any idea how long it might last? [ He glances over at the door. ] ...and I think you should stay home just in case something like the walking happens again.

[ Or worse. ]

[halforc]

[ He wrinkles his nose in protest at the idea of toys, at least using them without Molly around. But then, ]

Okay, I'll stay home.

[ He blinks again as the tingle at the back of his neck dies down and realisation hits; so, even a suggestion was enough. ]

I ... I don't know how long it'll last. Probably until we finish off something on our cards, since the Augur is so original with this shit.

[devilstongue]

Shit, sorry.

[ Molly sighs and runs a hand through his curls. It made sense that it was what the Augur wanted, but it's just... weird. ]

What's left on your card? Maybe we can match something and be very careful about it.

[halforc]

I —

[ Cutting himself off, he instead flips out his device and starts reading off without pause, ]

Crossdressing, Objectification, Phone Sex, Possessive —

[ As his ears turn dark green. ]

[devilstongue]

Damn, this is strong. I'm sorry again.

[ Molly shakes his head. he's not exactly comfortable with having sex when one word could possibly make Fjord do something he doesn't want to. ]

...what even is phone sex, I have that, too.

[ Mollymauk, focus! ]

Let's go upstairs so you can get off those feet. I'll watch my mouth.

[halforc]

I have no idea either.

[ He winces as he heads upstairs the moment Molly says to, biting his lip because he knows their bed isn't too far away. He can rest soon! ]

I'd rather be stuck with Zone of Truth than this. Same difference, I guess.

[devilstongue]

Same difference, just words instead of actions.

[ Molly puts a hand on Fjord's back to guide him up those stairs, hoping the feet wouldn't get more damage when they moved. Once they were in their room, he sits down on the bed and gently pats the space beside him. ]

Alright, lets get you off those feet. Can I get you anything?

[halforc]

[ 'Let's get you off those feet' says Molly, and Fjord jumps onto the bed where he faceplants the springy mattress where his feet definitely aren't touching the floor. Fuck's sake! ]

... Damn it!

[devilstongue]

...what the fuck. You okay?

[ He's... trying really hard to not laugh. ]

[halforc]

You said I should get off ... my feet.

[ He rolls onto his back, arms spread. ]

This is it, this is how I die. Following an accidental instruction.

[devilstongue]

I am endlessly tempted to make you do stupid things.

[ Molly says with a wink, trying to distract Fjord from the dumb fucking game the Augur is playing. ]

[halforc]

[ Kicking that smug grape! (Ow, his foot!) ]

You're about sixty-percent trustworthy at this point in time.

[devilstongue]

Don't hurt your feet any more, that's an order!

[ Honestly! ]

Sixty percent? I'm flattered.

[halforc]

[ His feet hang off the bed and he sits up on his elbows, huffing. Knowing Molly well by now, he nudges him with his knee and gives him a Look. ]

You need to get some of those urges out of your system, I know you do.

[devilstongue]

[ He smirks at that and joins Fjord on the bed, slipping into his lap while making sure he doesn't hurt those feet. ]

Hmm, I wonder... how about you tell me how much you love me?

[ Molly will start nicely, okay? ]

[halforc]

Pffft! I can't!

[ He laughs and regards Molly with wide eyes, slapping his hips in revenge as they settle on his middle. ]

I can't, [ his eyes soften, ] I don't have the words for that.

[devilstongue]

[ Oh no, that is... that is endlessly sweet. Molly smiles and kisses Fjord's forehead. ]

You're a treasure, love. How about you tell me your most secret sexual thing instead, hmm?

[halforc]

[ He accepts the kiss, looking perplexed as if he can find a loophole in that next question. ]

What do you mean by 'most secret'?

[devilstongue]

Something you haven't told me!

[ Don't sneak out of this now, Fjord! ]

[halforc]

I've never ... [ what ranks as most secret sexual thing, ] eaten food off someone, I guess.

[ The question is too broad for him to answer it better than with a shrug. ]

[devilstongue]

IS that something you want to do?

[ Molly's all mischievous smiles, working his way up to more fun things. ]

[halforc]

I'm not that bothered, really.

[ His yen for kinks is never hugely skewed in one direction. ]

You're really bad at asking questions to someone who has to tell the truth, just as an aside.

[devilstongue]

I'm trying to get you to tell me all your secret desires, here!

[ Molly says with an amused huff. ]

How about you spank me instead.

[halforc]

I don't have a ton of secrets, Molls, you know me too well.

[ A brow rises, curious. ]

I could. Do you want me to spank you? I'm starting to think you should be suffering this curse instead, there's so much I could winkle out of you.

[devilstongue]

[ He laughs at that, shaking his head. Fjord definitely had that right. ]

Spank me.

[ Molly says, more like an order than a suggestion this time, all while wiggling his butt a little in the half-orc's lap. ]