( fjord's perma-catchall )

[halforc]

▶ WHO: fjord & various
▶ WHAT: perma-catchall, 2020-21 | NEINHAUS catch-all
▶ WHEN: comment headers
▶ WHERE: comment headers
▶ WARNINGS: smut, tba.

 

 

 

 

tag AC; oct, nov, dec, jan, feb, mar, apr, may, jun, jul, aug, sep

fjord stone, critical role, hexadin,

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[halforc]

I have no idea either.

[ He winces as he heads upstairs the moment Molly says to, biting his lip because he knows their bed isn't too far away. He can rest soon! ]

I'd rather be stuck with Zone of Truth than this. Same difference, I guess.

[devilstongue]

Same difference, just words instead of actions.

[ Molly puts a hand on Fjord's back to guide him up those stairs, hoping the feet wouldn't get more damage when they moved. Once they were in their room, he sits down on the bed and gently pats the space beside him. ]

Alright, lets get you off those feet. Can I get you anything?

[halforc]

[ 'Let's get you off those feet' says Molly, and Fjord jumps onto the bed where he faceplants the springy mattress where his feet definitely aren't touching the floor. Fuck's sake! ]

... Damn it!

[devilstongue]

...what the fuck. You okay?

[ He's... trying really hard to not laugh. ]

[halforc]

You said I should get off ... my feet.

[ He rolls onto his back, arms spread. ]

This is it, this is how I die. Following an accidental instruction.

[devilstongue]

I am endlessly tempted to make you do stupid things.

[ Molly says with a wink, trying to distract Fjord from the dumb fucking game the Augur is playing. ]

[halforc]

[ Kicking that smug grape! (Ow, his foot!) ]

You're about sixty-percent trustworthy at this point in time.

[devilstongue]

Don't hurt your feet any more, that's an order!

[ Honestly! ]

Sixty percent? I'm flattered.

[halforc]

[ His feet hang off the bed and he sits up on his elbows, huffing. Knowing Molly well by now, he nudges him with his knee and gives him a Look. ]

You need to get some of those urges out of your system, I know you do.

[devilstongue]

[ He smirks at that and joins Fjord on the bed, slipping into his lap while making sure he doesn't hurt those feet. ]

Hmm, I wonder... how about you tell me how much you love me?

[ Molly will start nicely, okay? ]

[halforc]

Pffft! I can't!

[ He laughs and regards Molly with wide eyes, slapping his hips in revenge as they settle on his middle. ]

I can't, [ his eyes soften, ] I don't have the words for that.

[devilstongue]

[ Oh no, that is... that is endlessly sweet. Molly smiles and kisses Fjord's forehead. ]

You're a treasure, love. How about you tell me your most secret sexual thing instead, hmm?

[halforc]

[ He accepts the kiss, looking perplexed as if he can find a loophole in that next question. ]

What do you mean by 'most secret'?

[devilstongue]

Something you haven't told me!

[ Don't sneak out of this now, Fjord! ]

[halforc]

I've never ... [ what ranks as most secret sexual thing, ] eaten food off someone, I guess.

[ The question is too broad for him to answer it better than with a shrug. ]

[devilstongue]

IS that something you want to do?

[ Molly's all mischievous smiles, working his way up to more fun things. ]

[halforc]

I'm not that bothered, really.

[ His yen for kinks is never hugely skewed in one direction. ]

You're really bad at asking questions to someone who has to tell the truth, just as an aside.

[devilstongue]

I'm trying to get you to tell me all your secret desires, here!

[ Molly says with an amused huff. ]

How about you spank me instead.

[halforc]

I don't have a ton of secrets, Molls, you know me too well.

[ A brow rises, curious. ]

I could. Do you want me to spank you? I'm starting to think you should be suffering this curse instead, there's so much I could winkle out of you.

[devilstongue]

[ He laughs at that, shaking his head. Fjord definitely had that right. ]

Spank me.

[ Molly says, more like an order than a suggestion this time, all while wiggling his butt a little in the half-orc's lap. ]

[halforc]

[ Whap!! That's one solid hand smacking the side of Molly's ass, flat-palmed. He didn't say how much to spank him so Fjord continues with the other hand, Whap!! ]

[devilstongue]

[ Molly jolts at the smack, almost surprised - and then smiles as the second one comes. He breathes out a pleased sigh and whines, wantonly clinging to his lover. ]

Just like that, fuck...

[halforc]

[ Fjord tips his head back and laughs. ]

Molly, [ whap! that one comes with a kneading palm since he feels a little bad about being so rough with him, ] you need to tell me if you want me to stop.

[ The sharp crack of Fjord's palm connects with those leggings over and over, and just to check how much exactly Molly likes it he reaches around, lifts that tail, and catches his fingertips on the curve of those balls with a slightly gentler whap! It's ridiculous and arousing, watching Molly wriggle and whine above him. ]

[devilstongue]

[ Molly whines and mewls when that hand falls on him over and over, and he leans up to kiss Fjord with a smile and a slightly dazed, happy look. The next hit after lifting his tail like that has him moaning openly, unable to stay still when the thrill of the smack gets that close. ]

Oh, you're naughty...

[ He laughs and leans in for a kiss. ]

[halforc]

[ That registers as a suggestion, making him kiss back with nips to distract Molly from where his hands are going. ]

I'm naughty ...

[ Molly's pants are peeled down and he kneads both cheeks, strokes the base of his tail, before WHAP!! happens again, this time on bare skin. ]