( fjord's perma-catchall )

[halforc]

▶ WHO: fjord & various
▶ WHAT: perma-catchall, 2020-21 | NEINHAUS catch-all
▶ WHEN: comment headers
▶ WHERE: comment headers
▶ WARNINGS: smut, tba.

 

 

 

 

tag AC; oct, nov, dec, jan, feb, mar, apr, may, jun, jul, aug, sep

fjord stone, critical role, hexadin,

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[devilstongue]

I am endlessly tempted to make you do stupid things.

[ Molly says with a wink, trying to distract Fjord from the dumb fucking game the Augur is playing. ]

[halforc]

[ Kicking that smug grape! (Ow, his foot!) ]

You're about sixty-percent trustworthy at this point in time.

[devilstongue]

Don't hurt your feet any more, that's an order!

[ Honestly! ]

Sixty percent? I'm flattered.

[halforc]

[ His feet hang off the bed and he sits up on his elbows, huffing. Knowing Molly well by now, he nudges him with his knee and gives him a Look. ]

You need to get some of those urges out of your system, I know you do.

[devilstongue]

[ He smirks at that and joins Fjord on the bed, slipping into his lap while making sure he doesn't hurt those feet. ]

Hmm, I wonder... how about you tell me how much you love me?

[ Molly will start nicely, okay? ]

[halforc]

Pffft! I can't!

[ He laughs and regards Molly with wide eyes, slapping his hips in revenge as they settle on his middle. ]

I can't, [ his eyes soften, ] I don't have the words for that.

[devilstongue]

[ Oh no, that is... that is endlessly sweet. Molly smiles and kisses Fjord's forehead. ]

You're a treasure, love. How about you tell me your most secret sexual thing instead, hmm?

[halforc]

[ He accepts the kiss, looking perplexed as if he can find a loophole in that next question. ]

What do you mean by 'most secret'?

[devilstongue]

Something you haven't told me!

[ Don't sneak out of this now, Fjord! ]

[halforc]

I've never ... [ what ranks as most secret sexual thing, ] eaten food off someone, I guess.

[ The question is too broad for him to answer it better than with a shrug. ]

[devilstongue]

IS that something you want to do?

[ Molly's all mischievous smiles, working his way up to more fun things. ]

[halforc]

I'm not that bothered, really.

[ His yen for kinks is never hugely skewed in one direction. ]

You're really bad at asking questions to someone who has to tell the truth, just as an aside.

[devilstongue]

I'm trying to get you to tell me all your secret desires, here!

[ Molly says with an amused huff. ]

How about you spank me instead.

[halforc]

I don't have a ton of secrets, Molls, you know me too well.

[ A brow rises, curious. ]

I could. Do you want me to spank you? I'm starting to think you should be suffering this curse instead, there's so much I could winkle out of you.

[devilstongue]

[ He laughs at that, shaking his head. Fjord definitely had that right. ]

Spank me.

[ Molly says, more like an order than a suggestion this time, all while wiggling his butt a little in the half-orc's lap. ]

[halforc]

[ Whap!! That's one solid hand smacking the side of Molly's ass, flat-palmed. He didn't say how much to spank him so Fjord continues with the other hand, Whap!! ]

[devilstongue]

[ Molly jolts at the smack, almost surprised - and then smiles as the second one comes. He breathes out a pleased sigh and whines, wantonly clinging to his lover. ]

Just like that, fuck...

[halforc]

[ Fjord tips his head back and laughs. ]

Molly, [ whap! that one comes with a kneading palm since he feels a little bad about being so rough with him, ] you need to tell me if you want me to stop.

[ The sharp crack of Fjord's palm connects with those leggings over and over, and just to check how much exactly Molly likes it he reaches around, lifts that tail, and catches his fingertips on the curve of those balls with a slightly gentler whap! It's ridiculous and arousing, watching Molly wriggle and whine above him. ]

[devilstongue]

[ Molly whines and mewls when that hand falls on him over and over, and he leans up to kiss Fjord with a smile and a slightly dazed, happy look. The next hit after lifting his tail like that has him moaning openly, unable to stay still when the thrill of the smack gets that close. ]

Oh, you're naughty...

[ He laughs and leans in for a kiss. ]

[halforc]

[ That registers as a suggestion, making him kiss back with nips to distract Molly from where his hands are going. ]

I'm naughty ...

[ Molly's pants are peeled down and he kneads both cheeks, strokes the base of his tail, before WHAP!! happens again, this time on bare skin. ]

[devilstongue]

[ Oh, this is fun. He leans into that kiss, happily sighing at the nip and then outright moaning against green lips as his pants are slid down and ass lovingly groped.

...then the open hand falls on his bare skin and Molly cries out, clinging harder to Fjord. ]

Gods, love... more.

[ He's gonna have a sore butt and he doesn't care. ]

[halforc]

[ More, Molly says, but the position doesn't let Fjord see what he's doing. It's not very efficient for spanking! ]

Lay across my lap, honey.

[ As much as he likes all the clinging and moaning, the sticky kisses especially, he can't give more like this. He didn't plan on getting aroused this afternoon but here he is, started to chub out with his horny boyfriend writhing all over him like he'll die if he doesn't get dicked down soon. ]

[devilstongue]

[ Molly's found the perfect way to distract his boyfriend, and it's definitely all in his own favor. He grins at Fjord when he's asked to lay across the half-orc's lap, and he does as asked, stretching out a bit before making himself comfortable and then wigging his butt for good measure. ]

Come on, love. Give me what you got, don't stop until my pretty ass is dark purple.

[halforc]

You have to be more careful what you say.

[ He kisses him before Molly can lean out of the way, then he has a lapful of tiefling and a bright lavender butt turning pinker by the minute with the marks of his hands on those pert cheeks. He tugs down Molly's leggings a little more, curls down to bite a cheek playfully, and then wastes no time cracking his palm across that ass loud enough to echo in the room. Whap! Whap! WHAP!!

He has to keep going until Molly's ass isn't lavender; it turns a darker blush.

Licking his fingers, he slips two along the seam of Molly's cheeks and rubs his way to its entrance to see how much stimulation he wants, fingering him open. ]

Is this what you want?

[devilstongue]

[ Molly is an absolute mess under Fjord's hand, the sounds he makes absolutely filthy and slutty. He's panting like he's run several miles and stupidly hard in that lap once his ass is bruised and tender, tears in his eyes but a wide grin on his face.

He whines as Fjord finally stops and instead starts playing lower, fingers at his hole and Molly's pride is fully squashed by want. ]

Yesssss...

[ He hisses, tail swishing as if to hurry Fjord up. ]

I feel so good, love, please...