( fjord's perma-catchall )

[halforc]

▶ WHO: fjord & various
▶ WHAT: perma-catchall, 2020-21 | NEINHAUS catch-all
▶ WHEN: comment headers
▶ WHERE: comment headers
▶ WARNINGS: smut, tba.

 

 

 

 

tag AC; oct, nov, dec, jan, feb, mar, apr, may, jun, jul, aug, sep

fjord stone, critical role, hexadin,

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[devilstongue]

[ The tiefling outright squeals at the whole fucking spade slipping into that stupid, cute mouth and she pulls away, slapping her boyfriend with her chips. ]

[halforc]

Arghble!

[ He spits the spade out as those chips clock him, coughing in between laughter. ]

... Worth it!

[devilstongue]

You're terrible.

[ Molly laughs, kissing a green cheek and then swatting him with her tail again. ]

Tell me more about the tower, Fjord.

[halforc]

[ A beaten man, he flops against her with an arm draped around Molly's middle to drag her down into cuddle. ]

There are fey cats everywhere! Little fuckers run the whole tower and make the food, do the chores ... It's an allergy nightmare, even if they aren't real.

[devilstongue]

[ Molly happily cuddles up, grinning as she 'won' the bout and celebrates with some beer. ]

I am so surprised that Caleb filled his tower with cats.

[ She can't wait to see how the fuck cats serve food, though. ]

What's your room like?

[halforc]

Hah, right?

[ It's so fortunate they aren't real or Fjord would consider it mild torture. ]

My room has a meditation chamber and then the bedroom looks like inside a ship, it has portholes with water outside and a hammock, a biiig bath ...

[ Stealing some chips. ]

[devilstongue]

Big bath, huh?

[ Molly grins, looking very pleased. ]

Sounds decent. I could probably live there.

[halforc]

You better share my room, we need to test the hammock and see if it holds two.

[ He wraps Molly up in his arms to sway with, getting more wild with each swoop to the side. ]

[devilstongue]

Can a hammock even hold two?

[ The swaying makes her laugh, but the wilder it gets the squeakier the laugh is. ]

I'm full of pizza! You're gonna shake it out of meeee~

[halforc]

If you're sick that's okay because I love that part of you too!

[ But he stops the swaying and flops half on top of Molly instead, laughing into the curve of her neck. ]

I don't know how much a hammock can hold, I've never shared one before. Hence the need to test it.

[devilstongue]

If I get sick it's not going to be seawater, so let's not love that part of me.

[ She chuckles again and then 'oof's a bit as he flops on her. Molly's just gonna use his forehead as a beer coaster, then. ]

Well, I can always lay on top of you. I like a mattress, after all.

[halforc]

Convenient, I like a toasty blanket.

[ He closes his eyes and lets the beer bottle cool his forehead. His arm curls around her in a cuddle and he pulls the chips snd dips closer, balancing them on various parts of Molly as he snacks. ]

I'm so excited to have Caleb build the tower now, I wasn't before.

[devilstongue]

[ They're using each other as convenient tables and it literally cannot be more stupidly domestic than this. Molly thought she would be crawling out of her skin at something like this, but all she feels is happiness and comfort.

Strange, how six months changes you - although she would be the expert on that, considering how fast she had made herself. ]

How long do you think that will take?

[halforc]

I don't know, it was a powerful spell. Soon, if his adventures in that house with Essek have anything to do with it.

[ Significant Look! ]

[devilstongue]

Oooooh, are they finally fucking? I have never seen such pining before, it's ridiculous.

[ Give her the gossip! ]

[halforc]

I know, right? I didn't pine after you for more than a month.

[ Secrets revealed!! Anyway, gotta get comfy to gossip, ]

I think they're banging, Caleb only stays in Veth's room half the week, the rest of the time he heads over to the second house.

[devilstongue]

That's adorable.

[ Have a cheek kiss, Fjord.

Then she returns to the gossip happily, grinning at the juicy details. ]

Oooh, how have I not noticed that? I should ask him about it and see how red he gets.

[halforc]

[ Adorably dumb! But he'll take that kiss, thank you. ]

We could ask him over in the morning, steal him away from Essek.

[devilstongue]

We can feed him leftover pizza as a bribe!

[ If there are any, who knows. ]

[halforc]

"Would you like some leftover cold pizza and also can we sandwich you in our bed?" Of course he'll come over! Who could resist an invitation like that!

[ In the meantime, Fjord is going to take a swig of his beer and nibble on the pepperoni on his pizza very delicately held between his claws. ]

[devilstongue]

Nobody, that's who!

[ She breaks into giggles and takes a sip of her own beer, stealing a pepperoni off of Fjord's pizza. ]

Remember when it was just us three and we just squished together at night?

[halforc]

Back when there were only three of us? Yes. I ... wish we had had longer together, with Caleb. I care for him as I'm sure you do, and it seemed we separated living quarters so soon ...

[ Green cheeks darken as he swats Molly's thieving fingers. ]

Do you think he would like it if ... you and I ... ? With him, you know.

[devilstongue]

Mmm... I think he would. We both married him, didn't we? We both care for him a lot.

[ She leans to Fjord and strokes his hair a little. ]

Do you think he wants warm pizza and fall asleep with us?`

[ Not that this wasn't their time together, but she doesn't mind if Fjord doesn't. ]

[halforc]

We could call him and find out ...

[ He doesn't mind if she doesn't! ]

He really was a good husband, wasn't he? Hah. It's so strange, all of this ... everything I've come to learn about us on this island.

[ Taking out his device he dials Caleb on it, holding it up to Molly. ]

[devilstongue]

The absolute best.

[ Mostly because it was her only one! Molly had escaped all other marriage dreams. ]

...and I agree. I feel like I've changed a lot in this place. Titties aside.

[ Hopefully some of it for the better.

When Fjord dials Caleb, she smiles into the camera. ]

Hello, darling! If you're not in the arms of your wizard lover, would you like to come over and have a nice, chill night with us? We have pizza and blankets.