The Neinhaus

[devilstongue]

● WHO: The Mighty Nein & Vox Machina (V9) + Friends
● WHAT: House Catch-All 2021
● WHEN: Comment Headers
● WHERE: The Neinhaus + Voxhaus + Wizardhaus
● WARNINGS: Comment Headers



CATCH-ALLS

Neinhaus
🔥 Caleb 🔥
🌊 Fjord 🌊
🌙 Mollymauk 🌙
🍄 Caduceus 🍄
🤜🏽 Beauregard 🤛🏽
🧁 Jester 🧁
🏹 Veth 🏹

Wizardhaus
✨ Essek ✨
💎 Gilmore 💎
🔪 Vax'ildan 🔪

Voxhaus
🔫 Percy 🔫
🎇 Pike 🎇
🌳 Keyleth 🌳
🐻 Vex'ahlia 🐻



HOUSE STUFF
Group House Logs
V9 Group Chat

Comments

[halforc]

I'm sooo into youuu ...

[ Finding Molly's hand to turn him around, he drapes an arm over him and drags him into his stumbling hold. ]

You've got the sweetest cheeks! Little grapes ... little bubble cheeks, aww.

[devilstongue]

[ He does his best to keep them both steady as he's spun around and held again, this time in a better position to sneak a kiss.

...before he can, though, Fjord starts sprouting drunken nonsense and Molly's giggling like an idiot. Little bubble grape cheeks, what?? ]

Which cheeks are you referring to, hmm? You drunken menace.

[ Molly might be tipsy but Fjord is nicely sloshed and being a romantic fool. It's the best. ]

[halforc]

All your cheeks! I don't care, I love every single inch ... of youuu. You and your ffffface. And your haaaair. Hey! [ Instead of canoodling close, he yelps at the rest of the party and gestures at Molly with a wildly swinging arm. ] Hey, I love him! Take a note!

[ Woosily turning back to face Molly, Fjord hums and his expression turns into blissed out happiness against as if seeing him for the first time. ]

Little tiny llllavender flower.

[devilstongue]

[ Molly can't help the laughter that escapes him at all the stupid but adorable shit that's falling out of his drunk lover's mouth, and even more so when Fjord decides to tell the whole party that he loves him. ]

I love him too! Write that down!

[ He hollers as well, always happy to make a spectacle and especially so when it came to this. However, he's definitely not drunk enough to match the man by his side, so he tips back the rest of his drink quickly - just in time to have a Fjord in his face. The look on the half-orc's eyes goes directly to his heart, and the tiefling leans in to kiss that green cheek. ]

You're a sweetheart and I need more drinks.

[halforc]

You do, you need more drinks, and I ... IIII need to kiss that ear!

[ Encircling Molly by the waist, he dives into the curl of a horn to catch a pointed ear between his lips, in all his drunkenly joy still managing to avoid spearing an eyeball. ]

[devilstongue]

[ Molly instinctively stills as Fjord goes for his ear, endlessly glad for his horn caps mostly protecting eyes from getting punctured if things went awry. Then, of course, he cannot quite hold back a moan because those ears are weak spots. ]

Oh... do be careful, love.

[ It doesn't mean stop, though. ]

[halforc]

M'careful!

[ His height lends him the reach he needs and his tongue the length to trace that sensitive ear with a lick (or three), cuddling him close as the party melts into a golden smear in his peripheral vision.

Where only Molly can hear, he lets his hot breath gust. ]

Come upstairs and fuck me, we'll be quick.

[devilstongue]

[ He groans at that, leaning against Fjord and not caring that he's about to have a half-chub in the middle of a party when his boyfriend decides to not only go ham on his sensitive spot but also sprout really tempting filth into the same ear. ]

Gods, how can I resist that? You horny fool.

[ The half-orc is needy and sweet and so drunk, and Molly needs a bottle of wine to chug and make some bad decisions to be the pair that goes off to bone during the party and return with their clothes in disarray. ]

[halforc]

We're both horny, looks like.

[ Fjord slides back in front of Molly where he can nuzzle those horns and pretend (poorly) to be sober. When he catches him looking for a bottle of wine, he drags one over and digs a tusk into the cork to wrench it free ... ! ]

Oh, no.

[ It stays right there, speared on the top of his tooth as he goes cross-eyed trying to look at it. ]

[devilstongue]

Well, you're pretty damn irresistible when you do that.

[ Molly teases back, and leans into that nuzzle happily. It's not until he hears the 'pop' of the bottle that he looks up, at first eager to drink... but then staring at Fjord with a cork on his tusk.

Blinking.

Staring again.

...then he breaks into laughter. ]

Oh my gods, really? Is it stuck??

[halforc]

Helb be.

[ He doesn't have the coordination to pull it off! ]

[devilstongue]

[ Molly's laughing so much he's having trouble getting a good grip on the cork, but attempts to get it off his boyfriend's poor tusk. ]

[halforc]

[ Between the two of them, Fjord yanking his head back and Molly tugging, the cork pops off. Fjord stumbles back against the feasting table, swaying. ]

Whoaaa, oh. I'm ... the wine, [ trying to look like he meant to do it, he spreads his hands, ] drink meee.

[devilstongue]

Charming, love.

[ He pockets the cork to tease him with later, and then starts to gently usher the mess of a half-orc inside the house. Maybe going to their room was better for sleeping than fucking! ]

[halforc]

[ Fjord drags Molly into the bathroom with the hot tub, pushing him up against the wall as soon as they get inside.

And they won't come out for a while ... ]