The Neinhaus

[devilstongue]

● WHO: The Mighty Nein & Vox Machina (V9) + Friends
● WHAT: House Catch-All 2021
● WHEN: Comment Headers
● WHERE: The Neinhaus + Voxhaus + Wizardhaus
● WARNINGS: Comment Headers



CATCH-ALLS

Neinhaus
🔥 Caleb 🔥
🌊 Fjord 🌊
🌙 Mollymauk 🌙
🍄 Caduceus 🍄
🤜🏽 Beauregard 🤛🏽
🧁 Jester 🧁
🏹 Veth 🏹

Wizardhaus
✨ Essek ✨
💎 Gilmore 💎
🔪 Vax'ildan 🔪

Voxhaus
🔫 Percy 🔫
🎇 Pike 🎇
🌳 Keyleth 🌳
🐻 Vex'ahlia 🐻



HOUSE STUFF
Group House Logs
V9 Group Chat

Comments

[halforc]

We're both horny, looks like.

[ Fjord slides back in front of Molly where he can nuzzle those horns and pretend (poorly) to be sober. When he catches him looking for a bottle of wine, he drags one over and digs a tusk into the cork to wrench it free ... ! ]

Oh, no.

[ It stays right there, speared on the top of his tooth as he goes cross-eyed trying to look at it. ]

[devilstongue]

Well, you're pretty damn irresistible when you do that.

[ Molly teases back, and leans into that nuzzle happily. It's not until he hears the 'pop' of the bottle that he looks up, at first eager to drink... but then staring at Fjord with a cork on his tusk.

Blinking.

Staring again.

...then he breaks into laughter. ]

Oh my gods, really? Is it stuck??

[halforc]

Helb be.

[ He doesn't have the coordination to pull it off! ]

[devilstongue]

[ Molly's laughing so much he's having trouble getting a good grip on the cork, but attempts to get it off his boyfriend's poor tusk. ]

[halforc]

[ Between the two of them, Fjord yanking his head back and Molly tugging, the cork pops off. Fjord stumbles back against the feasting table, swaying. ]

Whoaaa, oh. I'm ... the wine, [ trying to look like he meant to do it, he spreads his hands, ] drink meee.

[devilstongue]

Charming, love.

[ He pockets the cork to tease him with later, and then starts to gently usher the mess of a half-orc inside the house. Maybe going to their room was better for sleeping than fucking! ]

[halforc]

[ Fjord drags Molly into the bathroom with the hot tub, pushing him up against the wall as soon as they get inside.

And they won't come out for a while ... ]