( fjord's perma-catchall )

[halforc]

▶ WHO: fjord & various
▶ WHAT: perma-catchall, 2020-21 | NEINHAUS catch-all
▶ WHEN: comment headers
▶ WHERE: comment headers
▶ WARNINGS: smut, tba.

 

 

 

 

tag AC; oct, nov, dec, jan, feb, mar, apr, may, jun, jul, aug, sep

fjord stone, critical role, hexadin,

Comments

[halforc]

Wow, okay.

[ That sure makes him blink rapidly in surprise, what a revelation. ]

Uh, same. Kind of? But at home.

[ Since they're admitting all the bjs going around ... ]

And what do you make of Essek?

[devilstongue]

[ Oh, he's definitely learning something about himself, then! Or re-learning. (Caleb said something about partners, after all.)

Fjord's question about Essek makes Molly frown slightly, tail swishing a bit. ]

I don't know. He's too guarded for me to understand, and I don't know much about him at all. He seems kind of stiff and too mentally stable to be a Nein. Definitely has something for Caleb, though.

[ They share a room, after all - and look at Fjord an him, who used to just be roommates. ]

[halforc]

He secretly started a war between the empire and the dynasty, he's not that stable.

[ Kind of a kook, if you ask Fjord. ]

[devilstongue]

WHAT?

[ What the flying fuck, Fjord. That's the most blasé way to tell Molly there's a megalomaniac and war criminal in their house. ]

[halforc]

He's pretty fucked up.

[ What ??? ]

Didn't Caleb tell you anything about him?

[devilstongue]

No, all I've heard is that he's from Xhorhas and that he and Caleb are friends. That he's an honorary part of the Nein?

[ Shrugs. ]

I only had a small talk with him, and you know me. I don't ask much about people's past. I only know he's a big thing over there and friends with the Queen of the place.

[halforc]

Well, he was before we all found out what he was dicking about doing. I think he's well aware of how he might have fucked up things with us though, especially with Caleb. They got on better than the rest of us ever did with the guy. He once sat on the edge of our bath back home and chatted to us all, Essek made himself comfortably reliable.

[ Shrugging, Fjord glances back at Molly. ]

That's why I reckon Caleb's still coming to us instead of jumping Essek, even though they're sharing a room and have all the privacy Fucksville can offer.

Caleb still doesn't trust him.

[devilstongue]

That's a fucking mess.

[ Molly says with a sigh, tail making an annoyed swish. ]

So he's pining but can't trust the guy. No wonder he needs some affection and intimacy from the people he can.

[ Or he's training to be the most attentive cocksucker in the Empire. ]

Are we safe, though? Is Caleb?

[halforc]

Essek doesn't have any spells and even if he did, I think he wants to mooch around Caleb so he wouldn't risk pissing off Caleb's friends. I also wouldn't have agreed to let him stay with us if I thought we were in danger.

[ He squishes the arm curled around his. ]

[devilstongue]

[ Molly fake-scoffs at that, like the drama queen he is. ]

Nobody asked me!

[halforc]

What do you mean, nobody asked you? Five minutes ago you were happy to trust me and the others.

[devilstongue]

Oh, I am. I just don't like the fact that I didn't know.

[ Shrug. ]

Mostly I'm just being a bitch.

[halforc]

Well, you know now. [ Pausing, he adds, ] Sorry that no one thought to mention it to you.

[devilstongue]

It's fine. Now there's drama in the house and I'm satiated.

[ Molly gives Fjord a cheek smooch by standing up on his tippytoes. ]

So when do you think he and Caleb will fuck?

[halforc]

That's none of our business.

[ ......... but, since Molly asked and they are thick as thieves when they gossip, ]

I give it two months, tops.

[devilstongue]

[ Molly completely ignores the first part, because he will make it his business. ]

Hmm, I'd say a little more. Caleb's probably good at waiting and not much ruffles a guy like Essek seems to be.

[halforc]

I don't know, if Caleb comes at him the way he came at me ...

[ Whistling with waggling brows! ]

[devilstongue]

[ That makes the tiefling laugh, and he immediately has a spring in his step as they walk. This as a much better discussion! ]

Ooooh, give me details!

[ What is personal business? Molly doesn't know. ]

[halforc]

No, you can use your imagination. I don't go around telling everyone what you and I get up to, I'm not starting now with other people.

[ Nudging him as they walk! ]

[devilstongue]

Aww, you don't go around bragging you fucked me? I'm shocked.

[ He laughs again, giving that nice green butt a swat with his tail. ]

Keep your secrets, love. I'll ask Caleb next time.

[halforc]

[ Eep! That tail is getting it later. ]

He won't tell you either because he's not a lush like you!

[ Reeling Molly in, he ducks his head to smooch messily across a cheek to find his lips, deliberately off the mark. ]

[devilstongue]

[ Molly eeps at that, laughing as his face is kissed all over - if Fjord gets some glittery eye shadow on his lips, he's not responsible! He tries to slink away just as they get up to their somewhat-better house, glad the third floor isn't just debris any more.

Winking at Fjord, Molly starts running off, bouncing up the stairs with a boisterous laugh. ]

Hurry up!

[halforc]

[ Glitter is part of his life now, he's accepted it. ]

Hey, slow down!

[ Laughing, he chases Molly into the house. ]

[devilstongue]

[ Molly laughs, hurrying towards their room and then flopping down on the bed. He just lies there, red eyes looking over to his lover with endless fondness. ]

I had such a wonderful and weird day. Thank you, Fjord.

[halforc]

[ Following at a less urgent pace, he watches Molly flop and sets the bags down in their bedroom, closing the door behind him. ]

I had a great time too.

[ Kicking off his boots he hauls off his shirt to join them on the floor, eyes on Molly as he walks over to the bed. A knee sinks on one side of Molly's hips, them the other, and Fjord sits there idly running his hands over Molly's bared abdomen under that ridiculous cropped sweater like he belongs there.

He feels like he does, gazing down with lamplit yellow eyes in the dim afternoon light. ]

You look like you need a nap.