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Shen Yuan - Peerless Cucumber - Shen Qingqiu ([personal profile] softheartedshizun) wrote in [community profile] lusi2020-06-18 12:48 am

A Foolish Expedition

WHO: Shen Qingqiu and You
WHAT: Exploring the forest and general activities.
WHEN: The past two weeks.
WHERE: Forest and around
WARNINGS: Tentacle vines



Getting to Know the Fauna

Shen Qingqiu despite his tendency to idle loved to explore. He loved to discover and categorize new creatures and monsters. He loved the idea of fighting them and learning what they could do. However, in practice, this was not always a good hobby.

He went off into the forest alone, with a tendency to reach out and touch everything. Several fruits practically exploded on him, getting him sticky, and some of them tried to shoot him with some sort of projectile. However the worst of his encounters hard to be his biggest mistake. Really, he had no one to blame but himself.

Hanging before him was a long tangling plant. It seemed to be oozing some sort of nectar that smelled almost like candy. It was quite appealing and curiosity took over. Knowing very well this was a bad idea and the sorts of plots these kinds of stupid actions sprung he could not help himself from reaching out and taking hold to hesitantly lick it. He found it did in fact taste pretty good, however touching it triggered a predictable reaction.

Fuck! Why the fuck did he do this! This predictable trap and he walked right into it!

Vines came out of everywhere wrapping themselves around him quickly, digging there way under his robes faster than he thought was possible and lifted him in the air like a tangled mess. Struggling did not help, as it just got him caught up more, and trying to call for this sword did little to help as well, as for every two he cut down four replaced it. In the end, he was strung up in a terrible disheveled half-dressed state with one vine desperately poking at his check trying to get in his mouth.

"Help!" he cried, creatively moving his head around trying to avoid the eager little thing from finding it's chance.

RPS and You!

He was not a survivalist, he knew absolutely nothing about surviving or taking care of himself particularly. Sure, if he had to, he could probably sleep outside, he had done that before, once or twice, but, it was different. It was a temporary thing between point A and point B. Trying to organize a place to live, food to eat, and a general idea of his future was just... a bit too much. So, instead of doing something productive, he let his mind wander to the task this world had set out for him. Considering the PWP R-18 nature of this world, he couldn't help but think of the two books he was so unfortunate to be brought here with: Resentment of the Chunshan, and Song of BingQiu. The ridiculous OOC real person fan fiction of himself and his disciple Binghe.

The books were dirty, flowery, and filled with nothing but papapa! The illustrations were quite beautiful, however, and though one was definitely more direct than the other, he couldn't say the writing was bad. It was just... absolutely filthy. Also a little uncomfortable since the subject matter was himself. All he could do was criticize the choices made.

"I would never beg and cry like that," he muttered. "And definitely never put it in my mouth!"
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[personal profile] air_head 2020-08-14 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Once the persistent currents of energy mellowed into something steadier and milder, the Wind Master could feel it stabilizing into the cultivator's golden care, pumping a consistent throb to the brim. She couldn't remember the last time she had kissed someone sober. Did this even count? After all, they were only "lending" energy.

Settling back on the heels of her feet, she pulled away with a playful nip to the lips, unaffected as if a whole grand temple's supply of prayers hadn't just coursed through her veins and out.

"Was it good for you too?"
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[personal profile] air_head 2020-08-17 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"I know, right? And that was just a peck! Imagine what you could do with something more intense!"

Trying to rein her excitement in, Shi Qingxuan offers her most reassuring smile, which still comes across as a touch too eager.

"But right now, you feel like you can do anything, right? After all, this is the spiritual energy of the one and only Lady Wind Master."