The Neinhaus

[devilstongue]

● WHO: The Mighty Nein & Vox Machina (V9) + Friends
● WHAT: House Catch-All 2021
● WHEN: Comment Headers
● WHERE: The Neinhaus + Voxhaus + Wizardhaus
● WARNINGS: Comment Headers



CATCH-ALLS

Neinhaus
🔥 Caleb 🔥
🌊 Fjord 🌊
🌙 Mollymauk 🌙
🍄 Caduceus 🍄
🤜🏽 Beauregard 🤛🏽
🧁 Jester 🧁
🏹 Veth 🏹

Wizardhaus
✨ Essek ✨
💎 Gilmore 💎
🔪 Vax'ildan 🔪

Voxhaus
🔫 Percy 🔫
🎇 Pike 🎇
🌳 Keyleth 🌳
🐻 Vex'ahlia 🐻



HOUSE STUFF
Group House Logs
V9 Group Chat

Comments

[halforc]

That's what she said, she said she only just realised she had a crush a week ago! Keyleth's the other group's druid, the tall one.

[devilstongue]

A crush is different from being in love, honey.

[halforc]

No, they're both totally in love, I know because I was there! I know. Trust me. [ Well ... ] Keyleth is definitely in love!

[devilstongue]

Okay, okay! Wizard man is getting popular, I get it.

[halforc]

Do you think it's because he's with Essek and [ air-quotes ] "unavailable"? And that's why all the girls are like Oh, he's so mysterious! Only he's not mysterious, he's just quiet!

[devilstongue]

Maybe? I think he's polite and charming with just enough mystery to draw attention. I get Jester being in love with him after long you guys have traveled together, seen all his ups and downs and all that. I know I care for him deeply and you love him.

[halforc]

Doesn't this surprise you at all? [ He shakes Molly by the arms, unable to stay still. ] I'm surprised!

They weren't like that back home, this is out of left-field!

[devilstongue]

[ Whoa! Molly pats the half-orc's shoulder. ]

I know literally nothing about Keyleth, love! Plus I can easily see Jester crushing on almost all of us back home! It isn't that weird to me!

[halforc]

She doesn't have a crush on you. [ WAIT, ] Does she?

[devilstongue]

She does not have a crush on me. We're like siblings!

[halforc]

Everyone's got so many secrets.

[ He slings an arm around Molly's shoulders, swaying a little with all the beers he has had. ]

Why are you avoiding the zone?

[devilstongue]

[ Aw, you adorable lush.

The question makes him shrug, though, and he looks over at all the people in the room. ]

I didn't exactly have a good experience the first time, so I wanted to do it on my own terms.

[halforc]

No one's asking any uncomfortable questions. See? Caleb's relaxed, Vax too ...

[ He wraps around Molly in a heavy hug, kissing his horn. ]

We all know each other so much better than we did back then, Molls. This is just a silly game tonight.

[devilstongue]

[ A hug like that draws a purr from him at once, and he leans back against Fjord. ]

I know. I have been going in and out a bit after you guys tempted me. Guess I just wanted to prove to myself that I can outsmart if I need to.

[halforc]

Nobody will ask anything weird, I promise. Look at them, they're all horny bastards pretending to orgasm for each other.

[ Snickering into Molly's hair. ]

[devilstongue]

[ Molly looks out over the crowd and snorts as he sees people getting silly. ]

We really are a stupidly horny bunch.