The Neinhaus

[devilstongue]

● WHO: The Mighty Nein & Vox Machina (V9) + Friends
● WHAT: House Catch-All 2021
● WHEN: Comment Headers
● WHERE: The Neinhaus + Voxhaus + Wizardhaus
● WARNINGS: Comment Headers



CATCH-ALLS

Neinhaus
🔥 Caleb 🔥
🌊 Fjord 🌊
🌙 Mollymauk 🌙
🍄 Caduceus 🍄
🤜🏽 Beauregard 🤛🏽
🧁 Jester 🧁
🏹 Veth 🏹

Wizardhaus
✨ Essek ✨
💎 Gilmore 💎
🔪 Vax'ildan 🔪

Voxhaus
🔫 Percy 🔫
🎇 Pike 🎇
🌳 Keyleth 🌳
🐻 Vex'ahlia 🐻



HOUSE STUFF
Group House Logs
V9 Group Chat

Comments

un: hexadin

[halforc]

hey hey HEY what the fuck is this about

[ And he drops a link to the augur spouting a poem which has their cards acting weird early this morning. ]

what does that even mean, we need to tick off that square??
or what ?? mine is GLOWING
THEORIES PLEASE

un: vax

[vaax]

yeah i’m not switching shit
what happens if i don’t though? is it gonna start spilling our secrets or what

[halforc]

what kind of secrets would it spill ??

[vaax]

do i look like a sex obsessed robot
i don’t fuckin know

[halforc]

could you and veth maybe
ROGUE-IN
to where the augur is and spy on them all stealthy-like?

[vaax]

that sounds like a horrible idea
if she’s in i’ll do it

[halforc]

awesome, great
don't get involved or anything, just be flies on the wall kinda thing

i think what we need most is information on the augur before we




bake them a cake

un: molly

[devilstongue]

I tink dis hapened before? With someting else.

I dont tink we need to choose.

it's creepy tho

[halforc]

"Raise thy voice
Thy will subverted
Power stolen
New orders given"

so if we protest we'll lose any power they returned?

"new orders given"
that's the fucking glowing square i bet you anything

[devilstongue]

Every mont for a wile tere has been a big blok of text that i didnt red, and then our tings blinked. If dis is wat it said I shuld have payed atenshiun.

you tink theyd take back tings we asked for?

Wat wuld orders be? Doming someone?

[halforc]

[ oyea shit, switching to audio ]

Sorry, honey.

I don't know what they might do, technically they could take away everything they already gave back if it suited them. Maybe they need specific types of eros energy every so often and that's why they plug the squares.

[devilstongue]

Thanks, I'm trying to keep up but it's hard.

[ Reading sucks but he'll do it for the gossip. ]

Types of eros energy makes sense, but I don't think we did any of the other two blocks of text, right? Unless they were already things we did.

[halforc]

I can't remember. Didn't they say something around the time of the blizzard, but we were too busy not dying to pay attention, as you said before?

un: widogast

[blumenthal]

I do not have a glowing square at the moment, but I think you are correct.

Something similar happened just after I arrived. If you do not have the square the Augur currently wants represented, it offers a trade. Back then, confirming switched two of my previous squares for two new ones.

[halforc]

i wonder why it wants us to feel blackmailed into intimacy

[blumenthal]

Is that the glowing one? Oh.

Practically, I assume it is because it will provide a boost in energy, for whatever reason. I really don't want to think about it on a personal level.

[halforc]

how do people on the island get blackmailed into sex? you have to know the square before you do it, so you're not really being coerced, you're agreeing to be pushed around

[blumenthal]

I'll start telling all of your secrets, Fjord, unless you let me have my way with you.

[halforc]

i'd let you anyway, this isn't a threat to my welfare :)

un: thelyss // text

[thelyss]

Interesting.

Perhaps the Augur has a particular appetite at the moment.

[halforc]

the thing is, as caleb said, we have nothing to blackmail each other with

[thelyss]

A completely open book, are you?

Perhaps you are thinking of it too complexly. Perhaps it doesn't have to be as cruel as you're imagining.

[halforc]

alright, lord of wordplay, how is "blackmail/coercion" supposed to be sexy?

[thelyss]

You've been here longer than I, how literal does the Augur require these prompts to be to be fulfilled? Could you not pick a mundane secret that someone promises not to divulge?

[halforc]

i don't have any secrets