[ That makes Molly laugh again and he kisses the half-orc sweetly. ]

I don't think so, love. I'm just joking with you.

[ He moves those tjitties to his shoulders (careful to not squish or poke them with his horns) and combs through Fjord's hair again, starting a braid that will keep it more securely out of his face. ]

Relax. I know it's weird, but also a once-in-a-lifetime experience that is reversible.